Gregor:
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(No, there is no discussion as to whether or not god is real in there. don't worry.)

Meme:

Put your iPod/Mp3 player on shuffle and answer these w/ the song TITLE.


If I had a band, it would be called:
Toxicity

When I die, my headstone will say:
Obvious

At my wedding, in my vows I will say:
The Nurse Who Loved Me

If i could kill someone, I would kill them with:
Sweet Transvestite

When I leave high school, I will be most remembered for:
Everybody's Fool

When my boy/girlfriend makes me mad I tell him/her:
Headfirst for Halos

When I party I like to:
Just Like A Pill

When People send me annoying forwards, i scream:
Apple Shampoo

When I go out, people look at me and think to themselves:
Cubicles

When hanging out with friends, we like to:
Voyeur

(O_o)

Now... answer these with the first line of the song:



This morning your alarm went off at 5:00 AM. you say:
"It's astounding, time is fleeting"

Then you get up and get in the shower and sing:
"Y'all want a single say suck that"

When you cant find your favorite shirt, you yell:
"Oh baby hear comes the sound!"

After getting dressed you go downstairs and:
"Came back home again"

You then get a bowl of cereal. It is stale. You say:
"Rain and thunder and lightning"

After eating your stale cereal, you head out to catch the bus.

The bus already left. You curse and scream:
Viva la Vida

So now you have to walk to school. The Populars drive by you and say:
You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison

You reply angrily:
Bury Me In Black

They drive off and scream:
It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A Fucking Deathwish

You try to cross the street, but can't because of a car wreck. You say:
Hello

So you walk all the way back to the other side of the street to the store.

You go in the store and ask the clerk:
Sealion?

He replies:
Little Motel

You give him a strange look and say:
Forgiven

Then you get some chips, but you cant find your money. You mumble:
Whisper

The clerk says:
Psychosocial

You angrily walk out of the store saying:
Sweet Sacrifice

So... You go to the Starbucks across the street and a lady asks you:
Sand in My Shoes?

To which you say:
Hypocrites

...When your cellphone rings. It's your friend. She says:
London Second Song About Money Written By Machines

You tell her:
White and Nerdy

So she gets mad and hangs up the phone. You yell:
Boring

People start to think you have problems, so you tell them:
Take Me Away

The man at the counter tells you:
It's Just Me

So you say:
Movin' On

Then you leave the Starbucks. You can cross the street to get to school now.

You get across the street and a rabid dog starts to chase you; you scream:
Say Anything

When you get away, you say:
I Don't Love You

You finally get to school: Teacher wants to know why you're late.
Eyeless

She don't believe you. So you tell her:
Divide

She still does not believe you, so she sends you to the principal. He asks:
Who Knows?

So you reply:
Brain Washers

He thinks you are getting an attitude so he tells you:
The Wrong Company

Then sends you to detention. You mumble:
Hang 'Em High


Sitting in detention...


You meet a butch girl named Ashley. She asks you:
Science?

You look at her in horror and tell her:
I Feel It All

Then move to the other side of the class. She Yells:
Magic Dance

There are people in the back trying to sing. It's really bad. You tell them:
Don't Leave Home

They get mad and say:
Emo


So you just go to sleep for the rest of the time.


When you wake up, it's 4:00. You look around and say:
Issues

You ask the teacher why he didn't wake you up, and he says:
You Oughta Know


So you run all the way home. Mom wants to know where you've been.


She thinks you're lying. You try and tell her:
Black Celebration

But she don't wanna hear it. She grounds you and you say:
White Flag

So she yells back:
How Does It Feel

You stomp up to your room and trip over the top stair; you yell:
Anything but Ordinary

Then you go in your room and text your lover. He/she texts:
Ashley

You get mad and say:
I'm So Sick

Then he/she says:
Bad Reputation


Then you get so mad you throw your phone at the wall, and it breaks.


You sit in your room for the next 4 hours saying:
Word Up!

Your mom thinks your going crazy, so she says:
Martha My Dear

You look at her crazy, then walk away saying:
Heaven Help Us

She throws a frying pan at you and you scream:
Dick Lips

She yells Back:
Losing Grip

So you storm upp to your room again and say:
On To The Next One

Then you get in the shower and sing:
We Will Rock You

Then before you go to bed you pray that:
Forgiven.